Update for visitors from MyTelekinesis – you’re most welcome to make comments, and I’ll try to get to them all. But be aware we may be in different time zones, so your post may not be published for quite some time, since I read and release each and every item.
Also note that I will not publish abusive emails, as submitted by one of your number already.
Of course, you call all foresee that I would do that.
Here’s a bit of fun.
While surfing that great wonderful world wide web the other day, I came across this marvellous site: MyTelekinesis.
Normally, with a wacky website, one could judiciously select some key aspects of the site to discuss and, where necessary, point out the folly of the arguments or points being made.
But with this amazing site, I wouldn’t bother. Actually, the only challenge is to avoid laughing out loud.
Never have a seen such a collection of self-deluded nutters in all my time surfing the web. And just to show they are not power-ist, under the tab for “Telekinesis”, is the “Other Powers” tab. Now, if I had another power, I think I’d be offended at being lumped in with the other wackos.
The Telekinesis section is a bit pedestrian compared to some of the other sections in ‘Other powers’. Try Chronoportation/Time Travel Basics, for instance. In this little piece we are told how to move through time. Readers of rationalbrain will not be surprised to learn that:
To accomplish chronoportation, you must first learn how to manipulate the quantum mechanical wave function
Of course you do. The writer goes on..
Once you have educated yourself, begin reading this again. To control the wave function, first you must see its workings. Look at a solid object, and
focus on as small of an area as possible. You will see the flickering of energy that makes up the object. Once you are focused, look even deeper, until you can see the molecules themselves. This takes a great deal of time to get good at, so just be patient-you are not using your physical eyes, but rather ESP to see what you are seeing, so make sure that you are in a quiet area, free of distraction. Once you can peer into the molecular scale, focus on seeing the sub-atomic. This is actually the hardest part of controlling the wave function-once you have mastered the ability of seeing the sub-atomic, the rest is comparatively easy.
Yep. From there I chronoported with ease.
Now look a bit further in ‘Other powers’ page. Note all the various -kinesis powers available. Seems that people like to control stuff from a distance. My personal favourite is Lactokinesis. Yep, LACTOkinesis. As you would expect, they define this as:
Lactokinesis is the ability to move milk and dairy products with the mind.
Oh man, would that be useful. Why, you could stir your coffee without the aid of a spoon, and get that piece of cheese onto a cracker without a cheese knife. Just think of the possibilities! And then there’s:
Halokinesis is the ability to manipulate salt.
That could be useful for.. for.. I’m thinking… seasoning your food without a salt receptacle of any kind?
It seems that many of these powers could be used to clear your house out of a whole range of bits and pieces, saving you money and storage space.
This one comes with a warning:
What you are about to read next is dangerous material. I’ve contacted admin so this article won’t be edited after I finish it. Everyone has the right to know this information. Necrokinesis is the ability to modify or incur death. There are different ways to make this happen, but they all require an extreme amount of mental power. Think about it this way: moving an object is relatively simple compared to killing someone.
Oooohhh. I’m scared now.
Sick of manipulating stuff with your mind? You could head over and investigate invisibility, or take some lessons in remote viewing, or any of hundreds of very cool things to do – too many to waste time talking about here.
For my final highlight, head over to the Creation-Multiverse page. You know how much I enjoy that stuff, right? Well, this is a doozy.
If you enjoyed my discussion about conjecture over the origin of the universe, and the earlier one on parallel universes, you’ll love this. Forget the conjecture – the answer is right here. This writer presents us with the actual structure of the multiverse. Here’s a taste (click on the picture to zoom):
Oh yeah. It’s so simple, I don’t know how we missed it. And the author is able to describe how it works in just a few short paragraphs. Kudos to you. I’m particularly fascinated by why there are ‘blocks’ between some verses, and overlaps between others? What’s in the blocks? It’s very handy that they can stop ‘high vibration level entities’ from crossing between the Underworlds and Demon verse, otherwise we’d be in strife. And what’s the Hell/Death overlap all about? It seems to me that the two should totally overlap, since I can’t see how you can be in hell but not dead. Perhaps it’s just my limited thinking.
Anyway, as I said, this site is one great pile of steaming lunacy, although as I write that I feel that I am doing a disservice to the mentally ill. This site is patronised by what must be some sad, deluded people with nothing in their life but to dream about, or pretend to have powers of some sort. A good proportion of people on the site are no doubt in it for a few bucks, conning those sad, deluded types.
If only this section of humanity focused their brains on exploring reality rather than concocting fairy tales then we’d all be better off. And maybe this WWW is not such a great thing after all.