Intelligent Falling – a perfectly reasonable explanation for gravity

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I must have missed this.

It seems religious scholars (cue guffaw as per robot from Lost in Space), have been beavering away on answering some of the pressing questions in the universe, and came up with this most elegant theory of Intelligent Falling.

I know this article is parody, but it could well have come straight out of the mouths of those who brought you that other pathetic piece of bullshit,  Intelligent Design.

The same principles behind Intelligent Falling would I guess also explain this phenomenon…

jewisholympicswimmer

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