Month: February 2012

Acts of god

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This was stuck to the back of the coffee machine at our local coffee place, and caused me to laugh out loud.

Enjoy.

More technobabble used to support religion

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Arrgghhh. Here we go again.

I think I’m going to do a PhD in how religion attempts to conscript science in a desperate attempt to prove itself relevant.

Previous examples include appealing to the physics of music, in which Mr. Begbie tells us that the holy trinity is real because its members co-exist in space and time like the harmonics of a musical note, and quantum physics, in which – on second thoughts, don’t get me started on this again. (No links provided – just pick any article on rationalbrain at random, and it’s bound to be relevant).

This time, it’s neuro-science and systems theory that’s being ‘borrowed’, and re-purposed.

The offending piece is in an episode of Radio National’s Big Idea program, in something called the “Rollie Busch Memorial Lecture”, by a  Nancey Murphy, and may be heard in full here. But I warn you, it’s dense, and as one commenter on RN’s site said:

Turgid pseudo intellectual rubbish ranking right up there with the marvels of ntelligent design

And that’s exactly how it sounded to me. The intro paragraph says of the lecture:

Philosophical dualism has been with us for a long time. It’s one of the key components of Western thought: good and evil, masculine and feminine, subject and object, and the big one for this week’s program—mind and body. Nancey Murphy is a Christian philosopher who doesn’t believe in the soul. She’s a physicalist, which means she believes that ‘the soul’ is really just a by-product of neurobiology. But if all our rational decisions come down to brain impulses, where does that leave moral responsibility? And what kind of Christian doesn’t believe in the soul anyway?

And if you think any of these questions are answered in her talk, you’ll be disappointed.

Yes, she’s a physicalist – or at least pretends to be. My feeling is that it’s a tactic to deceive people into thinking she’s done real science and come up with the inescapable conclusion that ‘god does it’. She says she doesn’t believe in a soul, but then goes on at painful length, mainly quoting from the work of others, about neuroscience and activity in the brain, and how the body is made up of systems, and for each of these systems the sum is greater than it’s parts, so what is the extra bit above and beyond the parts? While she doesn’t actually say it in as many words, when asked by an audience member whether the extra bit is god, she doesn’t disagree.

It’s all a painful, meandering, pseudo-intellectual con. Yes, she’s talked about some real science, but it is completely irrelevant to the questions she puts. OK, there are complex systems, and some appear to operate ‘top down’. News flash Nancey – it’s probably not god, sorry. Systems theory is a well-known science- yes, even non-linear systems (about which you made such a big deal). There’s no magic ingredient (even though it is only a ‘theory’ 😉 ). There are inputs, outputs, stuff happens inside, and they obey our physical laws, like conservation of energy, and the 2nd law of thermodynamics. There’s positive feedback and negative, and our bodies rely on homeostasis – it all works. There is no top-down. We don’t need any more explanations.

Unfortunately, the whole lecture was designed to build doubt about our scientific knowledge; to imply that there are unknowns, and to further imply that those unknowns are god etc.

Well, after listening to that misplaced mumbo-jumbo, I think I’d prefer good ol’ quotes from the bible. At least there’s no subterfuge then.

Think tanks revisited

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Just after my rant on think tanks in my previous post, and entirely coincidentally, here is a cartoon by the brilliant Leunig, which was republished in The Age last Saturday.

It works on a number of levels; that think tanks are idealogues with an agenda, that they tend to be right wing (and hence not focused on  social agendas), and of course, the simple play on the word ‘tank’.

There’s money in climate change denial

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One always suspects these things are going on, and so it’s no surprise when evidence surfaces to confirm them.

This article blows the lid on a US ‘think tank’, the Heartland Institute, which has a clearly documented strategy for influencing public opinion by handing out money to key individuals in return for supportive commentary.

Whenever I hear the term ‘think tank’, my bullshit antennae go up. In my experience, think tanks are anything but – they should instead be called ‘belief tanks’, because they seem to exist on the basis of some belief or ideology, and operate in such a manner as convince others of their ideology. For example, they’ve spent money on developing a school curriculum to teach children that climate science is a hoax. Clearly, there is no thinking involved, just a Borg-like drive to assimilate, although I don’t thing the Borg were in it for the money.

And I don’t think I’m being naive here; I know that there are zillions of lobby groups out there, including unions I guess, which make donations to political parties and various causes. But I think this case is qualitatively different. Words which come to mind are sneaky, underhanded, dishonest, manipulative, deceptive. You get the idea.

Back to Heartland. The guys at Desmogblog, have published some Heartland documents here, which make interesting reading. It’s worth noting that Heartland claim that a number of the documents have been faked to sully their reputation, and I have no reason to disbelieve them. However, the documents which identify key people on the payroll, are not included in the list of fakes. Other commentators also cast doubt on the claim that the strategy is a fake. On my reading, a key part of the strategy is to pay people to ‘spread the gospel’ on a whole range of issues, and that’s exactly what they are doing.

But who is on the payroll? One Bob Carter of James Cook University, who happens to be one of Australia’s most vocal climate denialists. According the Age report:

The documents show Professor Carter receives a “monthly payment” of $US1667 ($1550) as part of a program to pay “high-profile individuals who regularly and publicly counter the alarmist [anthropogenic global warming] message”.

Professor Carter did not deny he was being paid by The Heartland Institute, but would not confirm the amount, or if the think tank expected anything in return for its money.

“That suggestion is silly and offensive – a kindergarten level argument,” Professor Carter told The Age.

“Institutions or organisations simply pay for services rendered – in the same way that an architect is paid for their work, so are scientists,” he said. “What they may make any payment to me for, I’m not discussing with anybody outside of my family.”

So Bob, you don’t like kindergarten arguments. And yet your response is: I’m being paid for services rendered but I’m not going to tell you what they are. You may as well cover your ears and sing ‘la la la’. Very mature, and not the least bit disingenuous. No, even a kindergarten child can see the obvious.

What is most galling about this case is the sheer hypocrisy of climate denialists, who continue to point the finger at scientists for perpetuating a hoax in order to get ongoing science funding – in effect prostituting themselves for cash, when in fact it is money- and ideology-driven denialists who have been caught standing on a darkened street corner, wearing  fishnet stockings, and smiling at every sleazy think tank which drives by.

MyTelekinesis – One more magnet for loonies

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Update for visitors from MyTelekinesis – you’re most welcome to make comments, and I’ll try to get to them all. But be aware we may be in different time zones, so your post may not be published for quite some time, since I read and release each and every item.

Also note that I will not publish abusive emails, as submitted by one of your number already.

Of course, you call all foresee that I would do that.

 

Here’s a bit of fun.

While surfing that great wonderful world wide web the other day, I came across this marvellous site: MyTelekinesis.

Normally, with a wacky website, one could judiciously select some key aspects of the site to discuss and, where necessary, point out the folly of the arguments or points being made.

But with this amazing site, I wouldn’t bother. Actually, the only challenge is to avoid laughing out loud.

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Happy Birthday Charlie

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I’m sure that’s how his friends would have addressed him.

In any case, Charles Darwin – another giant of the science world – would have been 203 years old yesterday.

We thank Darwin for giving us the Theory of Evolution, and much more science besides, not only because it’s the truth, but because we can have fun watching creationists’ heads exploding. He he he.

Quantum for dummies – Part 4 – Origins of the Universe

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Back to Introduction

Back to Part 1 – The Basics

Back to Part 2 – Interpretation

Back to Part 3 – Applications

Never has so little been written under such an expansive heading, but I’m gonna do it anyway.  If you want to read more on this from someone who actually knows what they are talking about, I once again suggest Brian Greene. But my synopsis for the layman is as follows.

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Insane Clown Posse

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This picture was on PZ Myers’ site today, but I don’t get what the fuss is about.

It’s just a random snap at a clown convention, isn’t it?

More technology pain foreseen

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More evidence that I’m psychic.

A little while ago I pointed out that reality had caught up with parody – specifically relating to repetitive injuries sustained while operating smart phones and pads and the like. The original parody is here.

Well, here’s yet another real-life piece of news on the same subject. OK, so it’s not my predicted wrist injuries arising from the often flamboyant ‘ipad flick’ – it’s more a back and neck thing from working with stuff on your lap, but it’s the same idea.

Unfortunately there isn’t some outrageously-named institute or journal involved so that may parody looks a bit more clever. Such is life.

I foresee more articles on injuries relating to smartphone use – head and chest trauma due to walking into poles, cars, trams, and other people, as that critical text is being crafted.

Remember, you read it here first.

Quantum for dummies – Part 3 – Applications

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Back to Introduction

Back to Part 1 – The Basics

Back to Part 2 – Interpretation

If you’re still with me after the section on interpretation, you’re probably wondering whether quantum stuff can actually be useful. The answer is a definitive YES.

Quantum effects are not only responsible for many useful and cool technologies around us, they can be useful to help explain the very nature and origins of the universe in which we live (but more on that in the next installment).  For now, let’s focus on the applications.

All electronics

We all know how pervasive electronics is in the modern world – computers, TV, radio, communications of all sorts, medical instruments etc etc. You may be interested to know that electronics would not be possible without quantum effects. The good ol’ quantum effect allows us to build things called semiconductors, which are the basis of all electronic devices. Without getting too technical, semiconductors can only work because of a thing called ‘quantum tunnelling’. This is a strange effect whereby an electron can penetrate a barrier, even when classical physics tells us that is has no right to. In other words, if it were not for weird quantum behaviours of sub-atomic particles, semiconductors, and hence electronics, would not be possible. Right, that’s taken care of 90% of all technology on the planet.

Emerging applications

But, there are other more esoteric applications that we don’t have access to on a day to day basis.

For example, the quantum computer, which is a rapidly evolving area.  Although still in their infancy, quantum computers are a reality, and promise a huge leap forward in processing power. At the heart of this field is the fact that we can use the properties of quantum effects, like superposition and entanglement (remember those?), to produce computing ‘bits’ which are more complex than our current approach.  Let me quickly explain. The ‘bits’ in the computer on which you’re probably reading this article have two logic states – 0 and 1. They are on, or off. This means to represent the alphabet, for example, we need at least 5 bits, giving us 32 different possible combinations. But when we talk of quantum bits, or qubits, each can have more than two states. If we assume a modest 3 states, this means we go from 32 different combinations, up to 243 combinations. For 4 possible states, it’s now 1024 combinations.

As well as the increase in storage capacity this implies, the major advance is the ability for parallel processing – that is, doing more operations in parallel.

While current technology has only demonstrated this using a few qubits, it’s an exciting prospect. In addition, we’re also now getting on top of some of the other engineering challenges, such as micro wiring to allow quantum computers to interface to the real world.

Another great application, and much more mature than quantum computing, is quantum cryptography, which I mentioned last time. This allows us to design very high security communications based on the entanglement property. This is a bit complex to go into at the moment, but wikipedia has quite a good discussion on it here. Although complex, this will  ultimately have mundane applications, like making sure your online banking transactions are secure.

Superconductivity is also a fascinating application of quantum mechanics, and harnessing it’s effects will in time provide huge technological leaps. This phenomenon occurs when electrical conductors, like wires or other materials, are coaxed into having zero resistance – which means they can conduct a current without generating heat, and hence without losing energy. This has implications at the large scale, for example, long power lines that don’t dissipate power along the way, and at the small level, with computer components that can run cool and fast.

To finish off this short section on applications, this video has a mind-blowing example of superconductivity and quantum mechanics at work. It’s demonstrates a thing called quantum locking, which demonstrates that quantum effects have implications for the macroscopic world at very low temperatures. What is shown in this video could not possible be explained with classical mechanics. Very, very cool. I want one.

See you next time, for a modestly-titled discussion on Origins of the Universe.

On to Part 4 – Origins of the Universe

Quackery at Australian Universities – Southern Cross I’m looking at you

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It seems like ages since I’ve laid into some form of -pathy, whether the homeo or naturo variety. And I miss it.

But there has been a lot of chatter recently about the role of the Australian tertiary sector in promoting all the various forms of quackery, which masquerades as ‘holistic’ medicine.  In this article, we read that a group called the Friends of Science and Medicine, boasting some heavy hitters in the science and medicine, has been formed to lobby universities to review their courses, claiming that one in three universities offer some form of quackery as a course.

Some universities are actually achieving notoriety for the amount of quackery they are peddling. Here’s a recent article by Steve Novella at the Science Based Medicine blog, pointing the finger at one Iain Graham, of Southern Cross University’s School of Health, calling him out for his defence of the obvious quackery being taught. In this excellent discussion, Steve easily dissects the logical flaws in Graham’s pathetic attempts to sell us his nonsense.

When one digs a bit deeper, it turns out that Southern Cross University is actually a major offender in the peddling of quackery, having a whole faculty churning this stuff out. Is it any coincidence that Southern Cross is located in northern NSW and Southern Queensland? Only the other day I was pointing out that this region is a hot-bed of nuttiness – a rallying point for all your new-agey nonsense, including the perils of vaccinating children. So I guess it’s no surprise SC has a ready-made catchment for their expensive but worthless product.

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